Coercive Requirement to Affirm Liberalism

AUSTIN, TX (AP) – A major blow was struck in favor of the conservatives everywhere earlier today. The Texas Supreme Court ruled that extreme left-wing babble from teachers in a classroom is Unconstitutional. In their opinion, the Justices wrote that the liberal ideology being force-fed to students violates their right to be "free from a coercive requirement to affirm Liberalism."

This ruling comes just a day after the ruling in the Eastern District Court of California, which decided that the Pledge of Allegiance is Unconstitutional with the words “under God” included. After celebrating their victory yesterday, it came as quite a shock to the liberal teachers that their jobs may be in jeopardy.

One teacher who wished to remain anonymous stated, “I don’t know what I am to do. If America’s students do not grow up with an ideal, this country will not survive.”

It is exactly this sentiment that has many conservative parents worried. One mother who could barely speak through her tears of joy moaned, “My daughter will finally get a decent education”

The lawyers that argued this case for conservatives left quietly without stopping to comment, while the lawyers for the liberals stopped to address the media. During the address one of the lawyers let out a large sigh and implied this case is not quite finished, “We will take this case all the way if we have to.”

If this case does get that far, the Supreme Court is expected to take this case as part of its docket this year. However, a ruling affirming this decision is unlikely at this point. It has been rumored around Washington that the Justices think this country needs more than a handful of teachers for grades K-12 and more than one for all of higher education.